This post about Greek and Roman pants rolled through my dash with a be-pantsed Amazon…
…and we all know what I did next. I googled the hell out of that shit because Amazons in pants. And armor! If you don’t know why that got me so excited you probably haven’t read my post on sexily functional women’s armor yet. And what I found was not only more pants…
Oh, yes. If you’re going to wear pants to stay warm and prevent saddle-sores, as many a Central-Asian cavalry culture does, you might as well wear stylin’ pants. But it gets better.
Here we have a reconstruction of statue of of a Trojan archer wearing Scythian clothes. Chemical analysis of paint residue on classical statues has revealed that they were, in fact, gaudy as a ‘70s rally (this is also true of medieval churches and other buildings), although this dude is spectacularly obnoxious.
That’s right, folks. The original Wonder Women were glamazons.
This diamond or zigzag pattern is the most common one on most of the images I’ve looked at (and there are HUNDREDS, it turns out), and I have an opinion about that, but it’s not the only one, because no girl wants to show up to battle looking just like everybody else.
Here Antiope wears a striking linear pattern, with some polka-dots to break it up–but is she as into their relationship as Theseus is?
At the Amazon-Greek mixer, the boys brought no interesting fashion to the party, but the girls were on point as always! Here another polka-dot look, there zigzag pants, and what may be tattoos on the lady just left of center, while the one on the far right looks to be rocking either a zigzag tunic or scalemail body armor.
Hipster Amazons, wearing leggings and dresses before it was cool, with a fun diamond mix. Shouldn’t you look as sharp as your sword?
Stars and spots, zigzags and dots! This season’s Glamazons are mixing their patterns, lots and lots!
An axe blade is a chunky accessory–complement it with big patterns and designs to emphasize your bold look.
This boss lady is stepping out against Theseus and Rhoceus in a sort of front-closing jacket and skirt affair, adding another layer to a great look.
This girl knows her diamonds-and-dots front-closing bodysuit look goes perfectly both with both her triangle skirt and her Spear of Ass-Kicking.
Bold borders are the perfect way to make a statement as you rain down death and destruction.
A solid strip of color right down the center lengthens your lines and makes you look even taller and more menacing–not that you need the help!
Multiple weapons? Check. Multiple layers? Check. Multiple patterns and colors? Check and check!
These two trend-setters enjoy a break from the action in elegantly draped ensembles, one sporting both a belt and a crossover chest accessory.
Match a flowing minidress with over-the-hell leggings for comfortable, durable activewear–and by that we mean asskickingwear, of course!
Great both in the saddle and on foot!
There’s plenty for the girl who prefers a more form-fitting approach, too!
*grizzled war veteran voice* do you remember when real men wore skirts and the Trousers was Barbaric… when wearin’ a tunic with jeggings was visual shorthand fer pure Wildness
I am working on a larger post about pants and the SCAdian culture that says ladies have to wear dresses (spoiler alert – you don’t).
In the meantime, have some Period Glamazons with pants and leggings.